BONER CANDIDATE # 1: GO BACK TO THE 1920’S
One Kentucky high school student was arrested and jailed following an altercation with her school’s resource officer over a dispute sparked by her so-called dress code protest T-shirt. On Aug. 23, Isabella Messer wore an oversize turquoise T-shirt to Hopkinsville High School with the message “Do my shoulders turn you on?” printed across the front, the Lexington Herald Leader reports. On the back, the shirt read, “If so, return to the 1920’s.” Isabella’s mother, Theresa Rucks, told the outlet that parents were not informed of changes to the dress code for the 2018-2019 school year prior to the start of classes. Rucks alleges that the new rules ban “exposed shoulders” and “see-through white clothes.” According to WBKO, Isabella had previously been stopped for a dress code violation for showing her shoulders. Rucks then had the T-shirt made for her daughter to protest the new policy. According to the Herald Leader, the controversial T-shirt was a “large size” and covered the teen from “neck to elbows and to her bottom.”
BONER CANDIDATE # 2: SCIENCE PROVES HIS SOUND MINDEDNESS.
Excerpts from Bob Woodward’s upcoming book, Fear, claim that White House chief of staff John Kelly described President Donald Trump as “unhinged” and “an idiot.” An op-ed by an anonymous senior official published in The New York Times on Wednesday said Trump’s instability has prompted talk among Cabinet members of invoking the 25th Amendment to remove the president from office. But a guest on Fox News said Trump ― a self-described “stable genius” ― was of sound mind. Gina Loudon, a member of Trump’s “media advisory board” and author of the book Mad Politics, told Fox News host Sean Hannity: “My book actually uses science and real data and true psychological theory to explain why it is quite possible that this president is the most sound-minded person to ever occupy the White House.” “Literally, liberals’ heads are going to explode at what you just said,” Hannity replied. “They’re exploding right now,” she laughed. On Twitter, Loudon repeated her claim in somewhat less scientific terms. “The country is better than its ever been, but Trump is mean waaaaah wahhhhh!!” she wrote, followed by some crying emojis and “can we move on?”
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