ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HELPFUL
During the Tokyo Olympics opening ceremony a South Korean broadcaster showed inappropriate photos associated certain countries. via NY Times
Boner Candidate #2: WANNA SEE MY NEW PIECE?
Florida man shows his new gun off in the bar and ends up shooting himself. via NY POST
Boner Candidate #3: I’M NOT SURE WHAT’S RACIST AND WHAT’S JUST A BAD JOKE
North Ogden City Council member has been called out for supporting #DezNat. via Salt Lake Tribune
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: PUTTING A METAL RING ON IT CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS
A man in England, received some relief from fire crews as they cut off a metal ring from his penis. via Indy 100
Boner Candidate #2:YOU ARE RIGHT IT’S NOT FAIR
Baltimore city woman is fighting the city on an almost $24,000 water bill. via KUTV
Boner Candidate #3: WE’RE USING PUBLIC MONEY TO ENCOURAGE KIDS TO QUESTION THEIR SEXUALITY
Orem City Council Member Terry Peterson expresses concern to the other council members about the LGBTQA+ positive library display during Pride Month. via Herald Extra
