ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: TAKING A LITTLE STROLL AT ANDREWS
An intruder wandered around at Andrews air field, where Air Force One is located, for hours without being noticed. via NY POST
Boner Candidate #2: PARTY!!!
150 people were arrested in Miami for Spring Break Partying despite COVID precautions. via NY POST
Boner Candidate #3: THANK YOU JEFFERY EPSTEIN
The Producer of Linda Ronstadt: The Sound Of My Voice accidentally thanked Jeffery Epstien, discrased billionaire in their Grammy acceptance speach. via Just Jared
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: IT’S THE DI-A-BEET-US
Oklahoma high school basketball announcer is blaming his diabetes for being caught using a racial slur during a high school game. via BroBible
Boner Candidate #2: I DON’T HAVE TO SHOW YOU A STINKING LICENSE
Alcalira Jimenez De Rodriguez was posing as a plastic surgeon and got caught after a botched nose job. via NY POST
Boner Candidate #3: OH, NOT AGAIN BABYCAKES
Irving Edward Howard aka “Babycakes” was arrested for sitting naked (again) in a chair out side an apartment complex. via WSOCTV
