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Boner of the Day for November 24th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: NICE MOVE… STEALING FROM A FIRST RESPONDER.

A Utah firefighter had $10,000 worth of firefighting equipment stolen from him while he attended a Utes football game at the University of Utah.

via Fox News

Boner Candidate #2: WE CONDEMN THE DISREPECTFUL CHANT.

The Cary-Grove student section attending a high school football game chanted “Fire Nagy” in order to mock the son of Matt Nagy, who’s the coach of the Chicago Bears.

via For The Win

Boner Candidate #3: HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. HE’S BREATHING.

A man declared dead in India following a motorcycle crash was discovered to still be breathing while in a morgue freezer.

via The New York Post

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: HOW ELSE YOU SUPPOSED TO CLEAN OFF YOUR RIG?

Approximately 20-30 gallons of diesel fuel was found in Parley’s Canyon because a driver reportedly used the fuel to clean asphalt off of his dump truck.

via KUTV

Boner Candidate #2: LET’S HAVE A COVID PARTY!

Several people in Rome are in critical condition with one person dead after attending a ‘covid party’ in order to get sick and build natural immunity.

via MSN

Boner Candidate #3: TEN BUCKS A BUMP AIN’T GONNA GET YOU A GOOD LAWYER.

A woman in Florida said that she sold narcotics in order to afford an attorney “for a pending drug charge.” Each ‘bump’ was being sold for $10.

via The Smoking Gun


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