Boners

Boner of the Day for October 15th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS JUST WRONG

In the season of spooky and sexy costumes, some people are planning on dressing up in a ‘sexy vaccine costume’ that just features a needle in the head, and a tight skin-colored dress.

via Yahoo News

Boner Candidate #2: I GUESS THEY WANT TO TEACH THAT THERE WERE, AS OUR FORMER PRESIDENT SAID, ‘GOOD PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES

A leader at a Texas school is telling teachers to balance out Holocaust books with “opposing” views.

via NBC News

Boner Candidate #3: ‘BRAVE’ IS NOT WHAT I WOULD CALL THIS CHEERLEADER

A cheerleader at Purdue preformed an epic belly-flop directly onto the ground.

via KSL News

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: IT WAS LONG AND PRETTY THICK

A naked man was shot after he ambushed police using a spear that was described by the officers as “lengthy and pretty thick.”

via The New York Post

Boner Candidate #2: CONSTRUCTION JERKS

Some construction workers in Herriman carelessly dumped piles of debris onto a family’s yard.

via Fox News

Boner Candidate #3: I BELIEVE MAGIC RETIRED RATHER THAN PLAY… BUT THAT’S REALLY NOT THE POINT MARGE.

In another act of inhuman ignorance, Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted out against the NBA saying: “The fascist NBA won’t let Kyrie Irving play for refusing a vaccine. But yet they still let Magic Johnson play with HIV,”

via Yahoo News


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