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Boner of the Day for October 28th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: NOBODY TOLD ME THEY WOULD BE HERE.

A woman in Thailand is facing attempted murder and property destruction charges after cutting the rope of a painter who was working on her high-rise condominium.

via Newser

Boner Candidate #2: TOM COTTON, TED CRUZ, MIKE LEE…THE LOT OF ‘EM; LIARS AND SCOUNDRELS.

During a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing Wednesday Sen. Tom Cotton lashed out at  Attorney General Merrick Garland.

via The Daily Beast

Boner Candidate #3: AH COME ON…BRING THE FROG BACK.

The Moab to Monument Valley Film Commission asked for help finding a frog statue that was stolen from the Rotary Park over the weekend.

via Fox 13

 

 

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: THE HAZZARD KENTUCKY MAN PAGEANT; WHAT WOULD YOU ALL DO?

An Eastern Kentucky school district said “appropriate disciplinary action has been taken” after photos showed students giving lap dances to staff as part of Hazard High School’s homecoming week assembly.

via USA Today

Boner Candidate #2: SHE CLEANS SEPTIC TANKS AND THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

A misinformation campaign in central Montana has interrupted a federal program designed to preserve Big Sky Country National Heritage Area.

via Deseret

Boner Candidate #3: ANOTHER LYING SCOUNDREL.

After making an emotional speech about an accident that left him partially paralyzed, it was later found that parts of Madison Cawthorn’s testimony was untrue.

 

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