ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: NOBODY TOLD ME THEY WOULD BE HERE.
A woman in Thailand is facing attempted murder and property destruction charges after cutting the rope of a painter who was working on her high-rise condominium.
Boner Candidate #2: TOM COTTON, TED CRUZ, MIKE LEE…THE LOT OF ‘EM; LIARS AND SCOUNDRELS.
During a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing Wednesday Sen. Tom Cotton lashed out at Attorney General Merrick Garland.
Boner Candidate #3: AH COME ON…BRING THE FROG BACK.
The Moab to Monument Valley Film Commission asked for help finding a frog statue that was stolen from the Rotary Park over the weekend.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: THE HAZZARD KENTUCKY MAN PAGEANT; WHAT WOULD YOU ALL DO?
An Eastern Kentucky school district said “appropriate disciplinary action has been taken” after photos showed students giving lap dances to staff as part of Hazard High School’s homecoming week assembly.
Boner Candidate #2: SHE CLEANS SEPTIC TANKS AND THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
Boner Candidate #3: ANOTHER LYING SCOUNDREL.
After making an emotional speech about an accident that left him partially paralyzed, it was later found that parts of Madison Cawthorn’s testimony was untrue.
