Boners

Boner of the Day for September 28th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: CUDDLE SCUTTLE CAUSES CHAOS.

An argument between a couple about cuddling resulted in domestic battery from Kiesel Anthony.

via The Smoking Gun

Boner Candidate #2: IF YOU’RE GONNA DRINK BEAR URINE, YOU GOTTA BOIL IT FIRST.

A woman is being accused of starting the Fawn Fire in Shasta County after she was attempting to boil bear urine to be drinkable.

via KPIX News

Boner Candidate #3: THE POOR THING; SHE’S JUST NOT THAT BRIGHT.

To the surprise of no one, Lauren Boebert made another anti-vaccine tweet. This time saying: “I woke up with a headache this morning. I took some Tylenol. Now if everyone else could take some Tylenol too so mine would start working, that would be great,”

via MSN

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: I JUST HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

Methodist University in North Carolina indefinitely suspended a sorority for a racist PowerPoint presentation making fun of black college football players.

via Yahoo News

Boner Candidate #2: AND THERE’S A SHORTAGE OF BUS DRIVERS

An Alpine School District bus driver has been removed due to his political rants over the intercom, and controversial signs featuring homophobic statements like: “Children do best when raised by a mother AND a father.”

via Fox News

Boner Candidate #3: MOST CROOKS ARE JUST NOT THAT BRIGHT

After investigating a lost phone case, Springville Utah police discovered $40,000 in drugs, $53,000 in cash and an assault rifle.

via Fox News


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