Boner Preview Candidate #1: IT’S PRISON FOOD. QUIT YER BITCHIN’
Unions representing prison workers reported on Monday that mouse excrement had been discovered on breakfast rolls served to inmates over the weekend at the Albolote penitentiary in the province of Granada.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: SORRY GUYS
The Rebel Lounge has canceled all performances until Tuesday after a band started a fire inside on Saturday that caused the lounge to close.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: PROBABLY A BIT MUCH FOR THE 5TH GRADE
A teacher recently came under fire from parents and his employer for showing students an undercover video showing pigs at a Tyson Foods factory farm.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: THE ODD TEACHING TECHNIQUES IN CENTRAL FLORIDA
A former Seminole County teacher accused of showing a wooden carving of a penis to her students, using obscene language and encouraging students to abuse each other is now permanently barred from teaching in Florida public schools.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: HE WAS VITAL TO OUR ORGANIZATION
For six years, a building supervisor in Spain quietly collected a $41,500 salary from his local government without showing up for work.
Boner Preview Candidate #6: MARCO RUBIO’S MORNING IN AMERICA
It’s morning again in America. Or Canada. Whatever.
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