Boner Preview Candidate #1: PEPPERONI TO GO WITH NO ANCHOVIES PLEASE
A Florida 911 operator in Broward County is accused of missing a call involving a man who fainted while she ordered her lunch.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: EL CHAPO WAS TIRED OF BEING SHORT DOWN THERE
With a motorbike prison escape and interview with a Hollywood A-lister to his name, El Chapo’s life is so farfetched it’s difficult to make out fact from fiction.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: SMALL TOWN UTAH WELCOMES YOU
The Division of Consumer Protection last month fined a company that owns rural Utah gas stations and repair shops $10,000 for what documents describe as pressuring motorists into buying tires they didn’t need.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: THE MARTIN LUTHER KING FUN SHOOT
Robins Air Force Base in Georgia has taken down a flyer advertising a “Martin Luther King Jr. Fun Shoot” scheduled for the holiday honoring the slain civil rights leader.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: I JUST DON’T LIKE BEING THAT CLOSE TO OLD PEOPLE
In early January, Sue Stenhouse, the executive director of the Cranston, Rhode Island Senior Enrichment Center, announced a new program for teens to shovel snow for seniors.
Boner Preview Candidate #6: IT’S TIME SOMEONE SUMMONED PAT…HIGHT TIME
Recently on “The 700 Club,” Pat Robertson fielded a question from a teenage viewer who wanted to know if it is a sin to listen to rock music.
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