Boners

Boner Preview Candidates for November 17th, 2016

Boner Candidate #1: SOMETIMES KIDS MAKE GREAT PROPS

A pair of foster kids who used to live with a North Carolina couple who were featured on “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” claims their parents put on a show for the producers — and then kicked out all five of their adopted children once the cameras stopped rolling. “What they did to us was just wrong,” explained Chris Friday, one of the youngsters who is now grown. “[They] threw us all out,” he told WSOC Charlotte. “I know it was all about the money. From the first day, it was all about the money.” In 2011, Devonda and James Friday, of Lincolnton, both made it on “Extreme Makeover” after producers learned of their seven kids and nonprofit organization called House of Hope.

Read More

Boner Candidate #2: WE CAN BE JUST AS AWFUL AS THE FRATERNITIES

A noise complaint led to the arrest of seven University of Albany students for hazing, police said. Police said they arrived at an off-campus sorority house and found four young women being forced to eat mud and garbage. Sorority members were also accused of pour fowl smelling liquids onto the women.

Read More

Boner Candidate #3: FLAMIN’ HOT CHEETOS!

These Cheetos definitely were “Flamin’ Hot.” A 31-year-old man was convicted of malicious destruction of property Wednesday after he went armed with Cheetos to set an ex-girlfriend’s house on fire. Using the snack to accelerate the fire, Shemroy Williams tried to burn the Taunton, Massachusetts, home down while the woman was inside. Cops and fire officials arrived to the scene in March to find the porch on fire and a propane tank propped up against the house, according to the Taunton Gazette. They located Williams nearby with two lighters and an empty Cheetos bag.

Read More

Boner Candidate #4: TED BONNER AND THE BLACK FACE BLACK LIVES MATTER BONER

An elected member of a school board in Arkansas has been urged to resign after images surfaced showing him in blackface.  Ted Bonner of the Blevins School District allegedly wore the costume at a Halloween party several weeks ago, KATV, an ABC station in Little Rock, reported: The photos showed Bonner in blackface holding a sign that said: “BLAK Lives Matters.” It’s not clear if the misspellings were intentional. Superintendent Billy Lee said Bonner had apologized, KARK, an NBC station in Little Rock, reported. However, Lee said he has no power to remove an elected board member.

Read More

Boner Candidate #5: IF YOU NEEDED PROOF THAT ANYONE WHO GETS ALL THEIR NEWS FROM FACEBOOK IS A BONER HERE IT IS.

According to a new Buzzfeed report, the top stories from fake news sources attracted more engagement on Facebook than the top stories from legitimate news organizations in the weeks leading up to the election, generating more shares, comments and reactions on the social network.

Read More

Boner Candidate #6: ICK

A registered sex offender is behind bars after his DNA was found on the pant leg of a woman who accused him of masturbating on her. The alleged incident happened Oct. 6 on the No. 4 train in New York City. The 41-year-old victim told police that a man later identified as 50-year-old Rodney Pierre masturbated on her pants leg while they were both on the train at about 7:45 p.m., according to the New York Daily News.

Read More

[polldaddy poll=9582841]

 

To Top