Boner of the Day

Boner (Round One) for August 30th, 2017

Boner Candidate #1: I THOUGHT PROFESSORS WERE SMART

A Florida college fired a professor Tuesday for saying Hurricane Harvey was “karma” for Texas because it supported Donald Trump. The University of Tampa sent sociology instructor Kenneth Story packing after his Twitter comment Sunday. “We condemn the comments and the sentiment behind them, and understand the pain this irresponsible act has caused,” according to a university statement. “Storey has been relieved of his duties at UT, and his classes will be covered by other sociology faculty.”

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Boner Candidate #2: I USE THAT NEEDLE TO SHOOT UP MY CHICKENS

This Florida suspect was just trying to give himself a leg up. Police say William Conley, 53, tried to smuggle heroin into jail last week by hiding it in his prosthetic leg, CBS 12 reported. Authorities had initially arrested Conley on a warrant for failure to appear for driving with a suspended license when they discovered a heroin-filled syringe hidden in his leg during a search at the Marion County jail.

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Boner Candidate #3: HE THOUGHT HE WAS LOOKING AT 16 YEAR OLDS

A man charged with viewing child pornography did not know he was looking at images of under 16-year-olds because he is blind, a court has heard.  Andrew Shaw, 44, was aided into Blackpool Magistrates Court, Lancashire by his black Labrador guide dog. His wife who was supporting her husband is also blind and was led to the court by her white Labrador guide dog. Shaw of Derby Road, Thornton Cleveleys, Lancashire faces three offences of possessing 71 downloaded obscene images of children on his computer. Twelve of the images are alleged to be of the worst variety.

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