Boners

Boner (Round One) for August 1st, 2017

Boner Candidate #1: THERE IS CERTAINLY THE APPEARANCE OF EVIL

Provo mayoral candidate Sherrie Hall Everett received a $10,000 campaign contribution July 17 from Sunroc, a construction-materials supply company, which is a rather large donation for a municipal race, but not improper. Save for one thing (so follow this dot-to-dot exercise): Everett is vice chairwoman of the Utah Transit Authority board. The agency has approved a nearly $200 million construction project to provide bus rapid transit service to the Provo-Orem area. One of the two main contractors is W.W. Clyde & Co., which stands to make tens of millions of dollars on the project. And Sunroc, the generous contributor to Everett’s campaign, is a wholly owned subsidiary of W.W. Clyde.

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Boner Candidate #2: HE GOT THE MOOCH AND HUNTSMAN TOO

Secretary of Energy Rick Perry is not the only member of Donald Trump’s White House with a “Jerky Boys” problem. A CNN report on Monday indicated a number of Trump administration officials, including dearly departed communications director Anthony Scaramucci, Homeland Security Adviser Tom Bossert and ambassador to Russia-designate Jon Huntsman all fell for an email prank from Twitter user @SINON_REBORN, who describes himself on Twitter as a “lazy anarchist.”

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Boner Candidate #3: TIME TO BAN CELL PHONES “HAND FREE” FEATURE

A van driver has been fined after he was caught looking at ‘adult sites’ while at the wheel. Surrey Police said the driver of a white Ford Transit was pulled over after being seen using his mobile phone. The driver initially failed to stop but was caught after a short pursuit on Friday. The force added: ‘We didn’t seize the evidence.’ He was given $330 (£250) in fines and six penalty points, police said.

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