Boner Candidate #1: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SIMPLY MOVE YOUR CHILD TO ANOTHER SCHOOL
A Christian couple is planning to sue their sons’ Church of England primary school after male students were allowed to wear dresses. Nigel Rowe and wife Sally are home-schooling their sons, ages eight and six, on the Isle of White after claiming boys at the school had been allowed to wear dresses to class, The Sunday Times reports. The parents have argued the unnamed school has breached their right to raise their kids in line with biblical teachings. Nigel said: “Our concerns were raised when our son came back home from school saying he was confused as to why and how a boy was now a girl. “We believe it is wrong to encourage very young children to embrace transgenderism, boys are boys and girls are girls.”
Boner Candidate #2: TIME FOR THE MAYOR TO MOVE ON.
A younger cousin of Seattle Mayor Ed Murray on Tuesday became the fifth man to publicly accuse the mayor of sexual abuse, saying Murray repeatedly molested him as a teenager in the 1970s. Murray announced his resignation hours after the new allegation surfaced. Joseph Dyer, 54, a dialysis technician and Air Force veteran, says he was 13 when Murray forced him into sex for about a year while the two shared a bedroom in Dyer’s mother’s home in the Long Island town of Medford, New York. “There would be times when I would fake sleeping because I didn’t want him touching me,” Dyer, a married father who now lives in another state, recalled during an interview with The Seattle Times.
Boner Candidate #3: I GOTTA KEEP UP WITH THE NEWS
A Metro bus driver has been suspended after video surfaced of him reading a newspaper while operating the bus, according to officials. Video posted to Twitter by Myles Hill shows the driver flipping through pages of the newspaper as the bus is in motion. “Should my bus driver be reading and flipping pages in the newspaper while driving?” Hill wrote on Twitter. Hill told FOX 5 he shot the video at about 2 p.m. on Friday while taking the F6 bus home from the University of Maryland where he is a student. WMATA told FOX 5 the bus driver has been removed from service pending an investigation.
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