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Boner (Round One) for September 20th, 2017

Boner Candidate #1: I THOUGHT NURSES WERE ANGELS OF MERCY

Nurses at a naval hospital in Florida have been booted from their posts after sick photos went viral of them rudely posing with newborn babies and referring to the tots as “mini Satans.” One of the pics posted to Snapchat shows Allyson Thompson, a corpsman at Naval Hospital Jacksonville, flipping the bird to a baby who’s wrapped in a blanket, along with the caption, “How I currently feel about these mini Satans,” according to Action News Jacksonville. In another photo, Thompson grins as she holds a baby up by its arms. The pic was shared by a woman who identified the employee as a “navy nurse” who made the newborn dance to rap music, First Coast News reported.

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Boner Candidate #2: THAT INSTAGRAM LIVE WORKS GREAT!

A teenager suspected of a killing who was named one of Texas’ 10 Most Wanted fugitives was caught in Los Angeles on Tuesday after posting a live video on social media, police said. Christopher Ricardo Gonzalez, 18, was wanted by Dallas police on suspicion of murder, aggravated robbery and engaging in organized crime. He was arrested by Los Angeles officers after Dallas detectives found him when he “posted his location on Instagram Live,” police in Texas said in a news release. They declined to provide any additional information about the video. Investigators say Gonzalez is affiliated with the Bloods street gang and he had been named to Texas’ Most Wanted list in August.

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Boner Candidate #3: ONCE AGAIN…SPORTS BUILDS CHARACTER.

Five football players at a Christian college in Illinois are accused of hazing a teammate last year — allegedly restraining the teen with duct tape before trying to sodomize him with an unidentified object. A judge in DuPage County signed arrest warrants late Monday for the players at Wheaton College — James Cooksey, Samuel TeBos, Kyler Kregel, Noah Spielman and Benjamin Pettway — on felony charges of aggravated battery, mob action and unlawful restraint. The players, all of whom were listed on the team’s online roster as of early Tuesday, are expected to surrender to authorities sometime this week, the Chicago Tribune reported. The 19-year-old victim, who transferred to another college in Indiana after the alleged March 2016 incident, said the hazing had a “devastating” impact on his life.

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