Boner Candidate #1: THE ECLIPSE ALLOWED US TO MAKE SOME GOOD ARRESTS.
A convicted sex offender was nabbed by US Marshals as he was trying to get a better view of the solar eclipse, authorities said. The feds were looking for Ladarius Martez Blue, 26, of Waterloo, Iowa, as part of their “Operation Most Wanted,” after he’d failed to register as a sex offender and had been missing since June, The Gazette of Cedar Rapids reported. Marshals along with local and state authorities set up surveillance near a Cedar Rapids home in early August and spotted Blue coming out Monday, “in what appeared to be an attempt to observe the solar eclipse,” they said.
Boner Candidate #2: I JUST WANTED TO FEEL PRETTY
A sex offender suspected of burglarizing multiple women while completely nude was arrested Tuesday, according to reports. 53-year-old Curtis Sell broke into the first woman’s apartment in Lakewood, Washington, the morning of Aug. 2, according to authorities. She awoke to find him leaning over her bed wearing nothing but a condom and her headband around his waist, the News Tribune reported. The woman was able to push Sell out of her apartment before calling police. Another sleeping woman in the same apartment complex later woke up to find the pervert half inside her bedroom removing a window fan.
Boner Candidate #3: CHING CHONG AND OTHER RACIST RANTS
The restaurant receipt was posted on Facebook after the customer showed it to her daughter. A New York restaurant is getting chewed out on social media after an employee referred to an Asian customer as “Ching Chong” on a takeout receipt. The woman went to Cornerstone Cafe and ordered steak and eggs to go on Aug. 16. When she looked at the receipt, she noticed that a server, identified only as “Rubi,” used the racial slur “Ching Chong” as the customer’s name. The woman showed her daughter the offensive receipt, and her daughter in turn shared it with a friend known on Facebook as “Ziggy Chau.” The friend then shared an image of the receipt on Facebook, where it quickly went viral: Chau at first asked for a boycott of the restaurant and suggested that people call it directly “and let them know they have a racist staff.
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