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Boner (Round Two) for August 2nd, 2017

Boner Candidate #1: I’M NOT LEAVING AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

New Hampshire police say they were forced to drag a driver out of his burning car after it crashed into a tree and he refused to leave, telling them he was a mechanic. Police say a witness reported the crash in Pelham on Monday night and said the driver didn’t want help from police or firefighters. When they arrived, 53-year-old Michael Hines, of Derry, refused to get out of the car. Police say they removed him but he tried to get back in as the fire spread and the tires exploded. Police dragged him out. Hines wasn’t hurt.

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Boner Candidate #2: IT ALL STARTED WITH A HEDGEHOG

It started with a fight over a hedgehog. It ended with a Greenacres man pushing a wheelchair with a baseball bat and a machete. Homer Stacy II, 53, was arrested Sunday on aggravated assault and battery charges after authorities said he armed himself during a fight with his 18-year-old son, Jacob Stacy. Homer Stacy told police that he tried to tell his son to come get the critter from his house and that his son pushed him, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office report. His son, however, told police that his father was drinking and told him to “go hurt” Carole Sitterson, the woman his wife was staying with. Stacy refused and started collecting his belongings to go see his mother. According to Stacy, his father started yelling and stabbing the door with a pocket knife. Stacy told police that he tried to leave through the back door, but his father pushed him down.

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Boner Candidate #3: THIS IS NOT THE BEHAVIOR WE EXPECT FROM A NICE JEWISH RAPPER.

Jewish reggae singer Matisyahu caused outrage when he reportedly pushed two teenage fans offstage during a private concert in Birmingham, Ala., this weekend as part of the Jewish Community Center’s Maccabi Games. “Just saw ­@matisyahu push two 13 year old girls off a stage . . . You are a despicable human,” tweeted an attendee. Another stated, “Used to be a fan. Not anymore! #NoClass.” Another responded, “He violently shoved kids.”

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