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Boner Fight for February 21st, 2019

Candidate #1: SHE’S BUG-EYED. SHE’S GOT THEM REALTOR EYES.

Roseanne Barr has not learned her lesson. Less than a year after she was fired from her namesake ABC sitcom for a racist tweet about a former President Barack Obama senior staffer, she called Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a “Farrakhan loving…bug-eyed bitch” in a new video.  In the rambling video that starts out with Barr seemingly chewing, she begins by referring to the Bronx-born congresswoman as, “That Green New Deal…Farrakhan-loving bitch. I don’t remember her name. The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.

Candidate #2:  WE’RE JUST PROUD OF OUR CHEERLEADERS

Wisconsin high school cheerleaders received awards for having the biggest breasts and butt at a banquet. A Wisconsin high school has reportedly come under fire for a cheerleading award ceremony last year that saw some of the teens win accolades such as the “Big Boobie” and “Big Booty” awards. Appalled parents contacted the American Civil Liberties Union and on Tuesday the group sent a warning to the Kenosha Unified School District that it might file a lawsuit over Tremper High School’s mock awards ceremony, The New York Times reported.

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