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Boner Fight for February 26th, 2019

Candidate #1: FACEBOOK, THE DOCTOR MADE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY BABY DYING.

My baby just died of vaccine preventable diseases, the doctor is making me feel bad, help Facebook!

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Candidate #2: STOMP ON ‘EM AND THEN RUN ‘EM OVER.

A Minnesota state lawmaker appeared to call for political violence against his opponents while speaking at a 2nd Amendment rally on Saturday. “Some days, you feel like the frog in the boiling water. Just exactly how long are they going to just keep notching it up a degree here, and a degree here and a degree here until you’ve had enough? That line is for each of us to decide, each on our own terms,” Republican state representative Cal Bahr said during a Minnesota Gun Owners Caucus rally on Saturday. “There’s a lot of us in this room that have had enough, and it’s time to start riding herd on the rest of these people that want to take your rights away from you. They will not go quietly into the good night. They need to be kicked to the curb and stomped on and run over a few times,” he added, drawing cheers from the crowd.  He then invoked Paul Revere and the American revolution in his closing remarks.

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