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Boner Candidate Preview August 4, 2016

Boner Candidate #1: JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A RACIST DOESN’T MEAN YOU CANT GRIND MAN

The NYPD cop who posted racist rants on Facebook — one calling the mayor’s wife a “former crack addict” — was one of the officers caught on video dancing suggestively with seminude women at the West Indian Day Parade The Post has learned. Detective Gregory Gordon, 33, was among several officers captured in the video bumping and grinding with scantily clad buxom dancers marching in the parade on Sept. 5, 2011, on Eastern Parkway in Crown Heights, sources said. “He’s the same guy that got in trouble for dancing at the West Indian Day Parade,” a source said.

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Boner Candidate #2: IT’S OBVIOUS THE JEWS WERE BEHIND 9/11

The controversial professor at ultra-liberal Oberlin College who sparked a national outcry after posting anti-Semitic rants and bizarre 9/11 conspiracy theories has been booted from the classroom, the school said Wednesday. Joy Karega, an associate professor of rhetoric and composition, was put on paid leave while prestigious Oberlin College considers her future, according to a statement from university president Martin Krislov obtained by The Post. School administrators had reluctantly backed Karega, citing academic freedom concerns, when her conspiratorial, anti-Semitic social media rants were first reported. “I am committed to continuing and completing an equitable review process,” Krislov wrote in an email to students, staff and alumni.

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Boner Candidate #3: PINKY WAS COMING ON TO ME

A man on vacation with his family at a Florida amusement park beat up a beloved dancing flamingo — which had to be euthanized because of its injuries, authorities said. Joseph Anthony Corrao, a 45-year-old Orlando resident, was at Busch Gardens in Tampa when he reached into the Jambo Junction animal viewing area, picked up Pinky — a 15-year-old Chilean flamingo — and violently threw her to the ground, officials said.

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Boner Candidate #4: A MAN HAS TO HAVE STANDARDS

A Georgia man was arrested for trashing his home after he became enraged when his wife didn’t put enough cheese in his grilled cheese sandwich, police said. James De Paola, 55, was charged Tuesday with obstructing a 911 call and damaging property after he threw his bizarre temper tantrum inside the Athens home he shared with his wife, Michele, 51, and their three children, ages 9, 12, and 14, police said. De Paola lost his cool at 2:35 p.m. when his wife served him the sandwich with two slices of cheese instead of three in the kitchen as their kids were playing in their rooms, cops said.

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Boner Candidate #5: IF YOU WANT TO GAMBLE YOU NEED MONEY

A West Virginia man is facing bank robbery charges after police said he left a black jack table, robbed a bank and then returned to the casino to continue gambling. Kerry Johnson, 52, was arrested Wednesday afternoon after police said he robbed the City National Bank on Bridge Road Tuesday at about 3:30 p.m., according to a criminal complaint filed in Kanawha County Magistrate Court. The complaint said Johnson walked into the bank and handed an employee a note that said he had a bomb and a weapon and demanded they give him money.

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Boner Candidate #6: WE’RE IN LOVE

A man was arrested Friday for having inappropriate relations with a goat on Friday, according to the Paulding County Sheriff’s Office. Freddie Wadsworth, of Douglasville, was charged with bestiality. Deputies said they responded to a report of an indecent exposure along Peggy Meadows Way. Neighbors told deputies they saw a man performing a sexual act with a goat. Deputies later determined Wadsworth was responsible. He was arrested and booked into the Paulding County Jail.

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