Boner Candidate #1: THEY WERE GOOD PARENTS UNTIL…POKEMON GO.
An Arizona couple face multiple charges after police say they abandoned their 2-year-old boy at home to play Pokemon Go. The toddler, wearing just a diaper and T-shirt, managed to wander out of the house and into the 96-degree heat, according to a Pinal County Sheriff’s Office report. A neighbor called 911 and deputies found the child wailing outside the San Tan Valley home, trying to get in, according to KFVS. The boy was “red faced, sweaty and dirty” by the time deputies arrived, according to the report. Deputies walked into the home – which was unlocked – to find three dogs but no sign of the parents, 27-year-old Brent Daley and 25-year-old Brianne Daley, according to officials.
Boner Candidate #2: DO NOT TRY TO BE GANGSTA WHILE SNAPCHATTING
A woman in the US state of Florida tried to Snapchat a video of herself holding a gun but instead accidentally shot her cellphone, injuring her right hand, authorities said. Regina Powell, 22, said she was “foolishly playing” with the .40 caliber semi-automatic handgun, trying to make a Snapchat video, when it went off, the Volusia county sheriff’s office said. The bullet destroyed her cellphone and injured her thumb and index finger. The incident occurred Sunday in Deltona, Florida. Police were still looking for the gun, which the woman’s aunt tossed out of her car window as she drove Powell to the hospital.
Boner Candidate #3: DOUCHE DOUCHE BABY
Poor Robert Van Winkle. When he’s not getting arrested for burglary, he’s getting filmed throwing tantrums in airports. The person filming Vanilla Ice didn’t capture the inciting incident, but in the YouTube video’s caption, he claims that the rapper-cum-reality TV show host freaked out on a Delta employee after he missed the boarding call at an Atlanta airport. (Ice had been talking on his phone.) The “Ice Ice Baby” vocalist then proceeded to flip out on the gentleman at the counter as well as a female employee who interceded. A bystander told Ice to “watch the monitors” and that input only pissed him off further. “Hey I don’t need any information from you man,” said Ice. “Shut your fucking mouth… If you don’t work here, shut up.”
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