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Boner Candidates for August 31, 2016

Boner Candidate #1: YEP, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM IN UTAH

Steve Bannon, who was then the chairman of the right-wing Breitbart News, slammed Romney in October 2012 for failing to mention the war in Afghanistan during his nomination-acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention. “Mitt Romney goes to the Republican convention, gives his acceptance speech, people give him a standing ovation, and he doesn’t have the common decency to say one thing about our troops fighting in Afghanistan?” Bannon told Conservative Republican Forum Radio. “This is a guy who avoided military duty in Vietnam; who has five sons who look like movie stars who have not served their country one day. Oh, but by the way, all of them did their two years of Mormon missionary service — every one of them.” BuzzFeed News first reported the comments. Trump has acknowledged “having a tremendous problem in Utah” in front of an audience of evangelical pastors in Florida earlier this month. “Utah’s a different place,” Trump said then. A Salt Lake Tribune poll in June showed Trump tied with Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, though more recent polls have put him ahead by double digits in a state that hasn’t voted for a Democrat for president since 1964. Romney, who lives in Utah, has been a vocal critic of Trump, calling him a “phony, a fraud” and urging Republicans to reject him.

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Boner Candidate #2: MAKIN A BUCK OFF HARAMBE

Here’s a KickStarter with the intention to create shot glasses that said, “Take a shot for Harambe, He took one for you.” The description of the Kickstarter says, “Gorilla or human, all lives matter. If a Kickstarter could have saved Harambe’s life, we would have exceeded that goal with more dollars than the Clinton and Trump’s campaigns combined. But, we can’t. Because on May 28th 2016, Harambe was shot. Harambe took a shot for you. Now we must take a shot for him. It’s what he would have wanted. We have designed these commemorative shot glasses in his honor and currently have a manufacturer established and ready to begin production. We need this funding to continue to fuel the community around Harambe and justice for animals. We understand that this project cannot eliminate animal injustice, but it’s a shot in the right direction.” We have a link to the Kickstarter page below, check it out.

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Boner Candidate #3: ANTHONY WEINER’S CHICK MAGNET

When Weiner’s sext partner jokingly told him to put his kid to work, he replied, “Already at work. Being a chick magnet.” Anthony Weiner didn’t just send his latest sexting partner a crotch shot selfie with his young son curled up next to him in bed — he boasted to the woman about using his child as a “chick magnet.” The stray-at-home dad’s stunning admission followed his repeated gripes about a lack of action in his marital bed, at one point complaining he was only having sex once every two months, according to screenshots obtained by The Post. Weiner told the woman he had dropped off the tyke “at grandpas after school,” but bellyached that the free baby-sitting “only bought me a couple of hours,” the screenshots show. “Put him to work,” the buxom brunette suggested during their March 12, 2015, online chat. Weiner, 51, then sent the 40-something divorcee a photo of his son sitting in a playground swing, smiling and holding a toy car in his hands. “Already at work. Being a chick magnet,” he wrote. “It’s like a puppy. Chicks love cute kids and puppies,” she wrote back. The picture of Weiner’s son, Jordan — now 4 — was among at least nine images featuring the boy that he sent the woman. The trove includes the outrageous crotch shot that finally prompted wife Huma Abedin, 41, to announce she was leaving the sext maniac on Monday, hours after it was exclusively published by The Post.

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