Boner of the Day

Boner Candidates for February 24 2016

Boner Candidate #1: HOW THE “F” DID THIS HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE?

For the past eight months, one Minnesotan has apparently been driving around with license plates that read “FMUSLMS.”cThe plates were being revoked Monday at the behest of Gov. Mark Dayton, who said he was “appalled” to learn the plates were issued by the state. “It is offensive, and the person who requested it should be ashamed,” Dayton said in a statement. “That prejudice has no place in Minnesota.” The Department of Public Safety learned of the plates after receiving photos from citizens Monday morning, said Bruce Gordon, spokesman for the department.

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Boner  Candidate #2: A LITTLE ON THE JOB STRESS RELIEVER

A South Carolina police officer is accused of watching pornography and performing a sex act on himself in his patrol car while on duty. WIS reported that officer Marshall Lee Hardin II, 41, has been charged with misconduct in office connection to the incident last week. The Camden police officer is accused of watching porn on his cell phone inside his patrol car and performing a sex act on himself in the car and in a nearby public restroom. The suspect has been jailed in the Kershaw County Detention Center. He also faces charges of malfeasance, misfeasance, or nonfeasance.

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Boner Candidate #3: I DON’T CARE WHY THEY DID THIS…THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE

On Tuesday evening, outside a caucus site in Nevada, several people dressed up as members of the Ku Klux Klan, for one reason or another, and bore signs expressing their support for Donald Trump. We do not presently have a whole lot of context for these photographs, and it’s worth noting that all of them have been posted to Twitter by secondary sources: Senator Ford and radio producer Krystal Heath received their photographs from “friends” and reporter Jon Humbert his from a tipster. Also, they look like paper cones with eyeholes hacked out. Whether these are Leftist dickheads doing performance art, or Cruz supporters trying to ratfuck Trump, or Trump supporters trying to ratfuck Cruz by pretending Cruz is ratfucking Trump, or actual, emboldened Klansmen, their appearance coincides the the release of new data, via the New York Times, that quantifies the extent of Trump supporters’ bigotry.

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