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Boner Candidates for May 4, 2016

Boner Candidate #1: KIRK CAMERON’S WIFE KNOWS HER PLACE

Kirk Cameron says that the key to a successful marriage is a submissive wife. The former child star turned Evangelical Christian is currently on a nationwide marriage tour where he is giving his advice to couples, and said that a man and a woman each have a specific role in every relationship. ‘Wives are to honor and respect and follow their husband’s lead, not to tell their husband how he ought to be a better husband,’ Cameron, 45, said in an interview with the Christian Post. Kirk Cameron says that the key to a successful marriage is a submissive wife. The former child star turned Evangelical Christian is currently on a nationwide marriage tour where he is giving his advice to couples, and said that a man and a woman each have a specific role in every relationship. ‘Wives are to honor and respect and follow their husband’s lead, not to tell their husband how he ought to be a better husband,’ Cameron, 45, said in an interview with the Christian Post.  ‘When each person gets their part right, regardless of how their spouse is treating them, there is hope for real change in their marriage.’

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Boner Candidate #2: MORON OF THE YEAR! OH, AND WHO LET THIS PICTURE GET BY THEM?

A student at Red Mountain High School in Mesa is facing dozens of criminal charges for indecent exposure after a prank got published in the yearbook, according to the Mesa Police Department. The student exposed himself in the varsity football team picture, Det. Steve Berry said. Approximately 3,400 students received a yearbook with the image before it was brought to the attention of school officials. The photo was also used in the football program, which was sold at numerous games to students and families, according to court paperwork. Berry said police were made aware of the picture on Saturday. The student, 19-year-old Hunter Osborn, was contacted and interviewed about the picture.

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Boner Candidate #3: YOU BIG GIRLS WANNA GO TO PROM? WELL, YOU BETTER COVER UP!

A Maryville high schooler’s prom didn’t go quite like she expected after a wardrobe malfunction. A friend posted a picture of the teen on Facebook saying that the girl cried in the bathroom because she was asked to wear the vice principal’s jacket over her dress because it was too revealing. The post said the teacher told her, “Us big girls gotta cover up.” The post has gone viral with more than 11,000 shares and almost 40,000 likes, but may not tell the whole story. The teen’s father told WATE 6 On Your Side that an alteration to her dress broke after this picture was taken, causing the dress to be much more revealing once she was at the prom. The picture in the post shows a piece of lace that was added to make the dress more conservative. The girl’s parents said that the lace broke off, which made the neckline several inches lower and wider than in the picture. That’s when a teacher asked her to wear a jacket.

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