BONER CANDIDATE #1: WHO WANTS TO PLAY GOLF WITH SMELLY OLD SCOTTISH GUYS ANYWAY?
Muirfield Golf Club, the site of 16 British Opens and the source of the written Rules of Golf, dating to 1744, has been stripped of the right to host the Open after voting against allowing female members. Of the 648 eligible voters, 616 cast ballots, with 64 percent in favor of admitting women. The resolution fell short of the two-thirds majority required to pass. Muirfield, which has been in Gullane, Scotland, about 20 miles northeast of Edinburgh, since 1891, is run by the Honourable Company of Edinburgh Golfers. It is one of two clubs among the 10 in the British Open rotation to exclude women.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: NO HAIRY GRADUATES
A student says his beard cost him the chance to walk across the stage for his high school graduation, despite being the valedictorian. The “Student of the Year” at a Louisiana High School was not allowed to get his diploma at the graduation this week after running afoul of the district’s policy
BONER CANDIDATE #3: THE OTHER PATRONS FEEL THREATENED BY YOUR BOOBS
A woman says that she feels humiliated after staff members at her fitness
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