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Boner Candidates May 9, 2016

Boner Candidate #1: SO, YOU THOUGHT EATING CORN WITH A DRILL WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?

A woman will for years regret attempting to perform an Internet challenge which saw her lose part of her hair. The stunt involves people eating corn from a rotating power drill. This shocking video shows the woman, from China, having a go at the “corn drill challenge” — and the moment it all goes incredibly wrong. As her mouth nears the rotating corn, a lock of her hear is caught in the power tool, leaving a huge bald patch in front of her head.  Days later, pictures emerged of the woman at the doctors receiving treatment. She has been told her hair will grow back normally, but that it will be a slow and long process.

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Boner Candidate #2: SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO PAY

In Breck’s case, an air ambulance was called for her mother – but she passed away before it even arrived on scene. Breck’s mother, 64-year-old Sheila Breck, was driving to pick her up from work when an ambulance speeding to a call smashed into their SUV. “It turns out that an ambulance going to a different call hit her in my car going 85 miles per hour, so as to her injuries … I mean, the list of injuries are page after page after page,” Breck said. Rescue crews working to pull Sheila out of the car called for an air ambulance. But the chopper, operated by PHI Air Medical, never actually transported Sheila because when it arrived her heart had already stopped.

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Boner Candidate #3: TERRORIST MATH

On Thursday evening, a 40-year-old man — with dark, curly hair, olive skin and an exotic foreign accent — boarded a plane. It was a regional jet making a short, uneventful hop from Philadelphia to nearby Syracuse. Or so dozens of unsuspecting passengers thought. The curly-haired man tried to keep to himself, intently if inscrutably scribbling on a notepad he’d brought aboard. His seatmate, a blond-haired, 30-something woman sporting flip-flops and a red tote bag, looked him over. He was wearing navy Diesel jeans and a red Lacoste sweater – a look he would later describe as “simple elegance” – but something about him didn’t seem right to her. She decided to try out some small talk. Is Syracuse home? She asked. No, he replied curtly.

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