Boner Candidate #1: IT’S HAIR… FROM DOWN THERE.
The woman who became famous across the world for her remarkable Skittles dress has now made a skirt and top from pubic hair. Mother-of-two Sarah Louise Bryan made a name for herself after designing a dress made from 3,000 Skittles. And after gaining notoriety for her wacky creation, Sarah, 28, didn’t want to stop there. She has now made a skirt and bra outfit made entirely from human hair. The outfit is mainly made-up of other people’s public hair, donated to her over the course of six months.
Boner Candidate #2: FAKING THE FOURTH OF JULY
‘Cause, baby, you’re a firework — from another year. PBS apologized for airing fake footage of what was promoted as live fireworks on Monday, July 4. The network recycled the sparkler clip during its coverage of A Capitol Fourth, a concert performed outside the United States Capitol Building in Washington, D.C. “We are very proud of the 2016 A Capitol Fourth celebration,” the show tweeted on Monday. “Because this year’s fireworks were difficult to see due to the weather, we made the decision to inter-cut fireworks footage from previous A Capitol Fourth concerts for the best possible television viewing experience.
Boner Candidate #3: PLAYING TWISTER IS THE GATEWAY TO DEPRAVITY
A mom accused of allowing her daughter and teenage friends to smoke marijuana, drink alcohol and play “naked Twister” has sidestepped a serious criminal record by taking advantage of Georgia’s First Time Offenders Act. The woman, 35, of Evens, has been sentenced to six years probation and $600 in fines after pleading guilty to six counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, KRON‑TV reported. Because she had no prior felony arrests, she was able to take advantage of the state’s First Time Offenders Act.
Boner Candidate #4: THEY WERE WAITING FOR THEIR CHANCE TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE
Artist and photographer Krys Fox was enjoying his July 4th alongside many of his queer friends and beach dwellers at Riis Park in Queens, New York, a long-known safe space for LGBT people, when he was surrounded by more than half a dozen police officers and arrested. Fox had been photographing a friend at approximately 6:30 p.m. yesterday evening when the towel tied around his waist slipped off. He didn’t have anything on underneath.
Boner Candidate #5: HERE ARE THE POLITICAL LEADERS THAT DONALD J. TRUMP ADMIRES.
Donald Trump, the presumptive nominee for the Republican presidential nomination, once again lauded deposed Iraq dictator Saddam Hussein during a campaign stop. Speaking at a rally in Raleigh, North Carolina, on Tuesday evening, Trump praised what he said was Hussein’s innate ability to kill terrorists “so good.” While it’s not the first time he’s mentioned the former leader, this time Trump elaborated that he appreciated Hussein’s authoritarian take on civil liberties.
Boner Candidate #6: HERE, HAVE SOME OF THIS
A man on Manhattan’s Upper East Side attempted to shove a bag of poop down a woman’s shorts on Monday. I can’t live here anymore, bye. CBS New York reports that the 27-year-old woman was grabbed from behind as she walked down 74th Street between First and York. The attacker grabbed her waist, tried to shove the poo bag in her pants, and, per police, groped her buttocks. In the surveillance video above, you can see him throw both the poop and what looks like a glove when he doesn’t succeed.
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