Boner Candidate #1: IT WAS GOING TO GO BAD A Texas doctor has been fired and criminally charged after he […]
Boner Candidate #1: TED CRUZ IS AN ASSHAT. Sen. Ted Cruz (C) (R-TX), wearing a face mask that reads “Come […]
Boner Candidate #1: WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO STEAL A DOUGHNUT? LEHI, Utah – People have pretended they’re law enforcement […]
Boner Candidate #1: AM I FREE NOW? HOW ABOUT NOW? NOW? Joe Exotic’s legal team is so confident the “Tiger […]
Boner Candidate #1: I WILL EMBRACE MY SECOND AMMENDMENT A New Mexico county official and founder of the group Cowboys […]
Boner Candidate #1: I WAS LOST. AND I DIDN’T MEAN TO BRING A GUN. Wesley Allen Beeler, 31, of Front […]
Boner Candidate #1: FREE AS F… Shortly after pleading not guilty to murder and weapons charges earlier this month, Kyle […]
Boner Candidate #1: SHREDDIN’ NAKED. WEST VALLEY CITY, Utah — A skateboarder was arrested Tuesday at a West Valley City […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE CAT IS IN THE BAG Out musician Azealia Banks has shocked her fans by posting what […]
Boner Candidate #1: LOCK HER UP Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), a gun-toting supporter of the QAnon movement, is facing backlash […]