Boner Candidate #2: OKAY, LET’S ASSUME THE VICE PRESIDENT DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THE QANON PATCH. As further evidence that we’re all […]
Round One: Boner Candidate #1: STOP IT. STOP WITH THE HUGGING. Thousands of people have signed an online petition to end […]
Boner Candidate #1: WELL, AT LEAST HE TAKES GOOD CARE OF THE DAMNED DOVES. A man arrested Tuesday on suspicion of […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: HE WAS JUST STICKIN UP FOR HIS BOY “Point him out,” a Tennessee dad asked his […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1:THE HUMAN TORCH A thief trying to siphon gas from a U-Haul van on Monday morning […]
Boner Candidate #1: LOCK HER UP. LOCK HER UP. Ivanka Trump, while serving in her official capacity as a White […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1:WHEN TEACHERS TELL THE TRUTH OUR CHILDREN LOSE. A Wake County educator’s advice on teaching about […]
Boner Candidate #1: EASE UP. HAVEN’T YOU FORGOTTEN TO LOCK UP THE ROLLS FROM TIME TO TIME? When it comes to […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: IT WASN’T THE BAD CHECK SHE WAS WORRIED ABOUT A North Georgia woman is accused of […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1:I’M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT DINNER. Well, that was shellfish of her. A drunken Florida woman swiped […]