Candidate #1: I THINK WE HAVE TO RE-EVALUATE OUR HIRING PRACTICES A North Carolina substitute teacher resigned after she allegedly told […]
Candidate #1: AH…GEORGE WANTS COFFEE AND CAKE POPS. SWEET. The dating app Bumble ousted George Zimmerman from its platform on Monday […]
Candidate #1: CANDIDATE #3: SHE IS WAY WORSE THAN CINDERELLA’S EVIL SISTERS A New Jersey woman busted for prostitution played a dirty […]
Candidate #1: I CAN SPOT A HUMAN TRAFFICKER A MILE AWAY Police in Phoenix have disputed Cindy McCain’s claim that she […]
Boner Fight Candidate #1: I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN We can never repay our parents for everything they do for […]
Boner Fight Candidate #1: THE DEPUTY WAS SUSPICIOUS BECAUSE MY WHITES WERE WHITER AND MY COLORS WERE BRIGHTER Matt Crull, […]
Boner Fight Candidate #1: SO WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO WRAP ROGER IN A SHROUD AND DUMP HIM IN THE SEA? […]
Boner Fight Candidate #1: AND THEN HE DEMANDED MORE GINGER-ALE AND ANOTHER BAG OF PEANUTS An overweight passenger aboard a […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: I THINK WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT FOR ACTING SKILLS. It was back in September of […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: AND THAT’S BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE STUPID This is a public service announcement: Please don’t walk around in […]