Boner Candidate #1: I SAT THERE FOR TWO HOURS A deaf woman in Campbell, Calif. says she was discriminated against […]
Boner Candidate #1: HER BUTT CHEEKS WERE TOUCHING. A high school swimmer in Alaska had her 100-meter freestyle victory overturned […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: HAKUNA MATATA SWEETIE, HAKUNA MATATA. A sloshed Arizona mommy didn’t know best — but at […]
Boner Candidate #1: OH ELMO NO NEW YORK — One of the costumed characters in New York City’s Times Square […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: THE TALKING DRONE IN KAYSVILLE KAYSVILLE, Utah — Police are investigating reports of a drone […]
Boner Candidate #1: THERE’S OIL IN THEM THERE SACRED BURIAL GROUNDS For the third time since last year, the Bureau […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: HEY, IF IT’S IN OUR BANK ACCOUNT IT’S OUR MONEY, RIGHT? A Pennsylvania couple is […]
Boner Candidate #1: WHAT IF THEY ASK ABOUT ORAL SEX? DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT ORAL SEX? Several conservative […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: I’LL HAVE THE “LOCK HER UP” A new restaurant in New Mexico has sparked controversy […]
Boner Candidate #1: HE WAS PLAYING POSSUM A man who police say pretended to be unconscious because he was behind […]