Boner Candidate #1: DAD’S DEAD, HE DON’T CARE A woman took sexy Instagram pictures in front of her father’s casket. […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: LOOK HOW DIVERSE WE ARE The Office of the Director of National Intelligence used a […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE DENY EVERYTHING… INCLUDING THE FACT THAT WE SOLD ONLY ONE THOUSAND TICKETS OF THE TEN THOUSAND […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: SOMEONE BRING THE SCISSORS. A woman draped seemingly all of her hair behind her seat […]
Boner Candidate #1: MOST UTAH VOTERS DO NOT AGREE WITH YOU. After irrational concerns of election fraud across the nation, […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: SURELY THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY TO HANDLE THIS. Kids attending school in California were forced […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT’S MY BIGGEST WORRY Republican Kera Birkeland, Utah State Representative said that her biggest fear is Americans […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: WE DON’T NEED YOUR LECTURES YA WANKER. After calling an Australian territory’s Covid-19 response “covid […]
Boner Candidate #1: I GUESS THEY WANT TO TEACH THAT THERE WERE, AS OUR FORMER PRESIDENT SAID, ‘GOOD PEOPLE ON […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS JUST WRONG In the season of spooky and sexy costumes, […]