WINNER! Boner Candidate #1: SENATOR SANDALL SEEMS UNFAMILIAR WITH THE U.S. CONSTITUTION Senator Scott Sandall has helped propose a bill […]
Boner Candidate #1: THAT’LL TEACH HIM. In Akron, Ohio, a man was eating potato chips standing in line outside of […]
Boner Candidate #1: HE TEXTED HIS MOTHER A FROWNY FACE EMOJI AND THE WORLD “HELP” When you’re in the heat […]
Boner Candidate #1: JACK BOOTED THUGS IN KANSAS A police chief in Kansas style of a raid has been compared […]
Boner Candidate #1: 10 REASONS TO NOT VOTE FOR MARSHA BLACKBURN AND/OR DONALD TRUMP Campaign text message sent to a […]
Boner Candidate #1: IF IT’S ‘GO BIG OR GO HOME’ HE SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME. A 50-year-old Ohio man has […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: HERE’S THE THING: POLLS SHOW HIM RUNNING EVEN WITH HIS DEM. OPPONENT A woman who has been […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE MUSEUM CONCEDED IT WAS A BAD IDEA The Children’s Museum of Indianapolis invited people to a […]
Boner Candidate #1: I SAY MANY THINGS THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND. After saying that Donald Trump was “practically and morally […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: I WILL PUT A STOP TO BEER DRINKING IN THIS CITY; DON’T THINK I WON’T […]