Boner Candidate #1: WE SHOULD ONLY BE TEACHING THINGS THAT ARE WHOLESOME AND OF GOOD REPORT Critical Race Theory, or […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: DID YOU GET THAT THING I SENT YA? 37 year old Tennessee woman Della Marie […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: THAT’LL KEEP HER OUT Jordan James Berghout was charged with aggravated arson, for burning down […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE’RE NOT FORCING KIDS, WE’RE MAKING IT EASILY AVAILABLE A group of anti-vaxxers in Murray placed signs […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: EMBEZZLER? FOR THAT? A women in Texas discovered that she had 21-year-old outstanding warrant for […]
Boner Candidate #1: 91,500 GREASY PENNIES An auto-shop employee’s persistent demands for his final paycheck resulted in a pile of […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: I’M AN EXCELLENT DRIVER. A Utah man was sentenced to over a year in prison […]
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BONER CANDIDATE #1: WE’RE AMERICA, BITCH. Two high-ranking aides to President Trump summed up the administration’s foreign policy in three bombastic […]
“Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,…” I had finished watching “Ink Master Angels” and “The […]