Boner Candidate #1: AWWW, CRAP. Police in Springville, Utah, arrested Richard Andrew Roberson, 38, after he crashed into a sheriff’s […]
Boner Candidate #1: QUEER PROM? THAT’S IT. NO MONEY FOR YOU. As Utah lawmakers consider major cuts to public education […]
Boner Candidate #1: HE SHOULD GET IT BACK. AMAZON HAS A GREAT RETURN POLICY. A man from Elland, West Yorkshire, […]
Boner Candidate #1: WHEN ROB SCHNIEDER WAS A KID, KIDS DIDN’T GET SICK. Actor Rob Schneider was publicly corrected after […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE CAN’T DEPORT THESE DAMNED CRIMINALS FAST ENOUGH 19-year-old college student Any Lucía López Belloza was detained […]
Boner Candidate #1: YOU DON’T HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES ANYMORE. I BET IT WAS IN THEIR SHOE. A […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’M NOT DEAD YET. AT LEAST I THINK I’M NOT DEAD YET. MaineHealth, the largest health system […]
!!!WINNER!!! Boner Candidate #1: A REPUBLICAN SENATE CANDIDATE DECLARES; ‘DEPUTIZE THE PROUD BOYS AND PAY THEM BOUNTY FOR EVERY MIGRANT […]
Boner Candidate #1: THESE PEOPLE ARE AGGRESSIVELY STUPID. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) posted a video on X (formerly […]
Boner Candidate #1: FUNNY JOKE. The San Jose Sharks apologized after an offensive message was displayed on the scoreboard during their […]