Round 1 Candidate #1: I WAS AT THE MOTEL 6 TO WRAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS Motel 6 has tentatively agreed to settle […]
Boner Candidate #1: BUT THE LADIES LIKE THE UNIFORM According to the Sheriff’s Office, 46-year-old Brian Hartzler attempted to solicit sexual […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: WE WERE DOING SOME PRODUCT TESTING. Two men were arrested in Arkansas this week after allegedly taking […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE NIPPLE EQUALITY HERE? A 3-year-old topless selfie cost New York teacher Lauren Miranda […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN RUDY IS LYING? Celebrating the end of the Justice Department’s Russia probe […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: THIS IS JUST A WASTE OF BEER Beer spas have been hugely popular overseas for years, but […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: WAIT, YOU’VE SUFFERED EMOTIONAL DISTRESS? A referee who forced a New Jersey high school wrestler to cut […]
Boner Candidate #1: Duff Man Wants a Baconator! A Cape Coral teen was found passed out drunk in his car, while […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: TAKE YOUR BEEF TO SOCIAL MEDIA BEFORE DOING ANYTHING ELSE A New York man said he was […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: HE’S A DANGEROUS LAWBREAKER A Missouri man battling Stage 4 cancer said police targeted him and searched […]