They say to marry someone who keeps you warm at night – and a UK woman is taking that advice to heart, by marrying her duvet. 49-year-old Pascale Sellick says her duvet is “the longest, strongest, most intimate and reliable relationship that I have ever had”, which has “always been there for me and gives me great hugs”. Now she’s planning a lavish ceremony and has even hired a wedding planner, promising ‘music, laughs, and entertainment’. The big day is set for February 10th and guests are asked to arrive in their pajamas.
— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) January 23, 2019
Let’s just be glad she found herself a healthy, consensual relationship.