BONER CANDIDATE #1: DISCOUNT DENTISTRY
It’s a real-life case of pulp fiction. Phony dentist Robert “Robbie” Rheinlander lied through his teeth when he extracted 10 pearly whites without a license — or anesthetic, according to the Bradenton Herald of Florida. He claimed he had been a dentist in South Carolina before moving to Palmetto, Fla., where he took root and continued the lie, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. Rheinlander offered to perform his services out of his house or at patients’ homes — to help save them money, officials said.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: TURNOVERS WITH A SPOON FULL OF SOMETHING EXTRA.
Three Omaha high school students accused of adding their semen to pastry icing in a home economics class are facing disciplinary actions. Omaha Police said the students, ages 14 and 15, were making the turnovers at Westside High School on Thursday. Investigators said the students went to the bathroom during class, masturbated into containers and then mixed the fluid into the frosting when they returned to class, according to the Omaha World-Herald.
BONER CANDIDATE #3: OKAY SHE’S MORALLY INNOCENT….THROW HER IN PRISON.
The lawyer for a Calgary woman who treated her son with holistic remedies before he died of a strep infection says his client was a good mother and is “morally innocent.” Tamara Lovett, who is 47, is accused of failing to provide the necessaries of life and with criminal negligence causing death. Her seven-year-old son, Ryan Alexander Lovett, died in March 2013 after getting an infection that kept him bedridden for 10 days.
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