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Boner Candidates for November 4th, 2016

Boner Candidate #1: THE GREAT NUGGET CAPER.

Justice has been served for a Farragut High School student after his suspension for buying an extra chicken nugget in the lunch line was overturned. Carson Koller received the one-day suspension on Monday for buying the extra nugget. Koller — a senior, Eagle Scout and the captain of the band’s drum line — was suspended for theft of property after he took six chicken nuggets from the lunch line instead of the usual five, to his mother’s outrage.

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Boner Candidate #2: I AM TIRED OF YOU, NOISY LITTLE BOY.

A fed-up second-grade teacher told a student she was “tired” of him — and then punched him in the face and sat on him, authorities said. Lisa Allison is accused of attacking the boy at the Landis Elementary School in Houston, Texas, earlier this month, KTRK-TV reported. Allison, 48, told school police that she asked the boy to leave the classroom because he was making noise, according to court documents. Once out in the hallway, the child kicked in lockers, the documents show.

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Boner Candidate #3: I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A POINT IN BLACKFACE

A white University of Oregon law professor is under fire for showing up at a Halloween shindig this week in blackface. Professor Nancy Shurtz donned the offensive getup in a bid to appear as Dr. Damon Tweedy, author of a best-selling book about the lack of diversity in medicine, “Black Man in White Coat: A Doctor’s Reflection on Race and Medicine.” In a note to students, Shurtz claimed she wore the makeup in hopes of making a point about racism in the medical field, the Eugene Register-Guard newspaper reported.

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