Boner Candidate #1: YOU’LL BE THE QUEEN IF YOU GET BIGGER BREASTS.
Even beauty queens aren’t perfect, according to Miss Asia Pacific World pageant officials, who dethroned their newest teenage honoree for refusing to get breast implants. Burmese beauty queen May Myat Noe lost her title last week due to her “lack of personality, integrity, loyalty to the organization, and lovely character,” officials said in a statement issued the same day. The letter also cites her “ungrateful attitude and trustworthiness” as part of their reasoning. That “ungrateful attitude” refers to the 16-year-old’s decision not to permanently alter her physical appearance, even when the organization offered to foot the bill. Noe is ready to relinquish the title and tiara, just as soon as she gets an apology, she said in a press conference Tuesday.
Boner Candidate #2: YOU CAN’T BE A CHEERLEADER IF YOU CAN’T DO THE SPLITS
Extremely disturbing video taken at a Denver high school has prompted a child abuse investigation after several girls were allegedly forced into splits during cheerleading practice, despite them screaming out in pain. One of the videos that local station 9News reported was filmed at East High School in June shows several girls holding out another student’s legs and arms as a coach appears to push down on her. “I can’t! I can’t! Please stop! Please stop!” the girl repeatedly cries out before the man assisting in the maneuver, appearing frustrated, finally pulls her up and places her down on a nearby mat. Kirsten Wakefield, whose daughter is the one seen crying in the video, told CBS Denver that her child suffered a burst blood vessel from the forced maneuver and that she continues to undergo physical therapy.
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