Boner of the Day

Boner Fight for August 29th, 2017

Boner Candidate #1: THE NEXT BEST THING IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE ECLIPSE GLASSES

A man is sprayed with sunscreen in Indioo, Calif.  (Reuters) A health professional in California reported cases where eclipse-viewers sought medical treatment because they put sunscreen on their eyeballs to view last week’s solar eclipse. KRCTV.com reported that these individuals applied the sunscreen because they did not have the NASA-approved eyewear. “One of my colleagues at moonlight here stated yesterday that they had patients presenting at their clinic that put sunscreen on their eyeball, and presented that they were having pain and they were referred to an ophthalmologist,” Trish Patterson, a nurse at Prestige Urgent Care in Redding, Calif., said.

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Boner Candidate #2: SO WE’LL CALL IT DIMAGGIO CIRCLE?

A statue of Joe DiMaggio should replace the one of Christopher Columbus in Manhattan, according to AM 970 radio personality Joe Piscopo. “If they’re stupid enough to take down Columbus, then they better put up DiMaggio,” Piscopo said. At one time, Yankee owner George Steinbrenner wanted to put statues of DiMaggio in both Central Park and center field in the old Yankee Stadium. But Joltin’ Joe objected because he was still alive and didn’t believe in monuments to the living.

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