Boner Candidate #1: I’M GUESSING THE APOLOGY WASN’T THAT SINCERE.
USC’s athletic department issued a public apology because an “offensive chant” was heard coming from their student section during Saturday night’s game against BYU. The chant being heard was apparently “f*** the Mormons”.
Boner Candidate #2: GOTTA GET THE DEVIL OUT.
A Layton man has been arrested after officers discovered that he had gotten in an argument with his wife and locked her in a bedroom. He then cut his hand open and smeared blood on his wife in order to “get the Devil out”.
