Boner of the Day

Boner Fight for September 18th, 2017

Boner Candidate #1: TRYING TO PUMP A LITTLE IRON

A man who stuck his penis in a dumbbell weight spent three hours surrounded by firefighters who sliced him free with power tools. Angle grinders, a saw and a hydraulic rescue tool usually used to prize crash victims from vehicle wreckage were used to smash the 2.5kg disc on Friday. This was after doctors were unable to remove the weight following the mishap at a gym in Worms, Germany. The victim had to be sedated as firefighters from the city of Worms smashed the weight to free his penis, according to Metro. Firefighters shared a picture of the smashed weight on social media with some helpful advice for anybody tempted to squeeze their manhood into tight spots, saying: ‘Please do not imitate such actions!’

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Boner Candidate #2: THEY SAY “SHED” WE SAY “PLAYHOUSE.”

A tiny house sits at the center of a huge controversy in the Rockhill neighborhood of Blue Springs, Missouri. The pink playhouse belongs to Bobbie Goolsby, who bought the structure for her six-year-old granddaughter, Emma. “Ask anybody, they’ll tell you. She’s everything to our family,” Goolsby said. The family almost lost Emma to a serious autoimmune disorder. Now, because of her illness, Emma goes to her playhouse each day for breathing treatments. “It’s my world,” she said of the tiny pink house. But Emma’s world is at risk of being taken away. The Rockhill Home Owners Association claims the playhouse violates its “no shed policy.” “Our HOA bylaws say you can’t have a shed, but it doesn’t say anything about a playhouse,” Goolsby said.

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