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Boner Fight for September 6th, 2017

Boner Candidate #1: HEY, PRINCIPAL WAGGONER HAS A POOL.

An Arizona principal was busted luring teenage girls to a “skinny-dipping party” at his house, according to police. Karl Waggoner, 59, was arrested Tuesday in Apache Junction following an investigation by the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office. The longtime educator is facing charges of luring a minor for sexual exploitation and aggravated luring/misrepresenting his age after he admitted to posting invitations to the proposed pool tryst online. Waggoner, who is originally from Texas, had just been hired in July as principal of Four Peaks Elementary School — with this being his first official week, CBS 5 reports. His online advances were uncovered last week by sex crime investigators, who later launched a probe into his actions. “Our sex crimes detective conducted an undercover investigation, posing as a 14-year-old girl, after spotting one of Waggoner’s ads,” officials said in a press release. “During the course of the investigation, Waggoner engaged in sexually inappropriate conversations, discussed engaging in sexual acts with our undercover detective and provide sexually explicit photos.”

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Boner Candidate #2: VOTE FOR ME, I’M WHITE.

Candidates for political office often tout their experience or intelligence as reasons why they’re qualified. A woman running to be mayor of Charlotte, North Carolina, also promoted the fact that she’s white.  In a since-deleted Facebook post, Kimberley Paige Barnette, 52, suggested voters should pick her Sept. 12 to be the Republican candidate for mayor because she is “REPUBLICAN & SMART, WHITE, TRADITIONAL.” The post has since been deleted, but a screen shot survives. Barnette is currently running far behind two other candidates in the city’s GOP primary, according to The Charlotte Observer.  Her now-deleted post didn’t actually engender support. One man commented, “You are NOT doing conservatives or Republicans any favors,” according to the paper.

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