Boner Candidate #1: IT WAS JUST A JOKE. THEY WERE DEAD ANYWAY.
A former Pennsylvania funeral director was sentenced Wednesday after she pleaded guilty to taking photos with bodies as they were being prepared for burial. Angeliegha “Angel” Stewart pleaded guilty in Monroe County court to 16 counts of abuse of a corpse. She will spend the next ten years on probation. Investigators say last year, Stewart snapped images of bodies at the Lanterman and Allen Funeral Home in East Stroudsburg as they were being prepared for burial, then showed them to friends as a joke. One photo showed a corpse whose organs had been removed. Another showed a body covered in maggots. Stewart admitted to showing the pictures to her friends to, “gross them out.”
Boner Candidate #2: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
An off-duty cop is in hot water after picking up a prostitute in Brooklyn and leaving her in his still-running car — his service weapon on the front seat — while he stopped to get cash for their rendezvous, law enforcement sources told The Post. The hooker allegedly saw a golden opportunity when Officer Ali Sheppard got out of his 2015 Jeep Wrangler to hit the ATM, just after midnight Tuesday — she got behind the wheel and drove off, the sources said. And while police have since caught the lady of the night and recovered Sheppard’s vehicle, the lusty lawman’s Smith & Wesson pistol is still in the wind, sources say. Even Sheppard’s father couldn’t believe his 38-year-old son — a US Army vet whose been a cop the last 13 years — could be such a bonehead. “You’ve got to be f–ing kidding me,” stunned dad Eugene Sheppard said from his home in Brownsville that he shares with his cop son.
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