ROUND ONE
BONER CANDIDATE #1: FIRST OF ALL, I THINK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE. SECOND OF ALL, IT ‘S REALLY NOT FUNNY.
A “concerned” Utah citizen wrote a letter to Spencer Cox requesting that the Governor change his last name.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: VIEWING NEW REAL ESTATE WHILE BLACK
Michigan police were called on Eric Brown, a black real estate agent who was showing a house.
BONER CANDIDATE #3: WELL COMRADE THAT WILL COME IN HANDY
A Russian man customizes his car to shoot flames out the headlights.
ROUND TWO
BONER CANDIDATE #1: CONGRATULATIONS. YOUR PRIZE IS BEING SUSPENDED FOR LIFE.
An Oregon man had his driver’s license suspended for life after being arrested for a DUI, reckless driving and fleeing the scene of an accident.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: I GOT SKULLS THAT NEED TO BE BLEACHED.
A large amount of hydrogen peroxide stored at a home in Nephi caught fire and caused an explosion.
BONER CANDIDATE #3: THAT SETTLES IT; RAND PAUL IS JUST NUTS
Rand Paul believes that the US is distributing the Delta variant throughout the country by using migrants from Mexico.
