March 11 Boner Candidates
Boner Candidate #1: IS MY BEER OKAY?
A Florida man who was walking out of a convenience store was hit by a car that ran into the building and security footage caught him asking if the beer he had just purchased is okay. Vote this Florida man as March 11’s Boner of the Day
Boner Candidate #2: I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR PREFERRED NAME IS. IN THIS CLASS YOU WILL BE ‘MISS’.
A middle school teacher in Kansas is suing her school district after she was disciplined for refusing to use a student’s preferred name and pronouns in class.
Boner Candidate #3: HE HAD A POWERFUL THIRST.
A Wisconsin man was arrested after he entered the lobby of a police station and refused to leave, drinking a beer and threatening to kill police officers.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: A CROTCHLESS CAT SUIT? REALLY?
Kim Kardashian recently introduced a $108 crotchless cat suit to her shapewear line, ‘Skims’.
Boner Candidate #2: I NEED A NEW BUTT.
An assistant principle in Mississippi was fired after he read a children’s book called “I Need a New Butt” to a Zoom class of second-graders.
Boner Candidate #3: AHHH..THE ‘RIGHT GUARD’ HIGH.
A Florida woman was arrested and charged with a DUI after she was pulled over for erratic driving. Police found that she was intoxicated because she had been huffing deodorant spray.
