Boner Candidate #1: ANN, ANN…WE SAW THE CASH ONLY SIGN
Ann Coulter sarcastically blasted the “poor liberal foundlings of East Hampton” to Page Six after being accused by attendees at the East Hampton Library’s Authors Night of pocketing money meant to go to the library by selling her own DVDs for cash. The right-wing pundit had a booth at the benefit — along with attendees such as Alec Baldwin and Jessica Seinfeld — to promote her tome “In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome!” Authors sold their books with all proceeds going to the library. But a spy huffed that Coulter “made a handwritten sign and sold her DVD for cash.” The source said the DVDs “were going for $25 . . . When an organizer approached and removed the sign, [Coulter] threw a fit and said, ‘It doesn’t matter anyway, I just sold out of all of them.’ ”
Boner Candidate #2: I KNOW JOHN SMITH DJ’S A BUNCH OF WEDDINGS
Police say the DJ at a Pennsylvania couple’s wedding reception made off with $600 in gifted money. State troopers arrested Edward Kendrick McCarty this month on theft charges. He’s accused of stealing cards from a box meant for the bride and groom. Ashley Karasek tells the Tribune-Review McCarty had the box for most of the evening of her July 29 wedding and she saw guests passing him cards. Police say McCarthy confessed to stealing the cards because of financial struggles.
Boner Candidate #3: GOD, PEOPLE ARE AWFUL.
A baby dolphin has died after tourists took it out of the water and posed for selfies with it on a packed beach. The female had become separated from its mother and was stranded in shallow water off a beach in Mojacar in southern Spain. The beachgoers took it out of its natural habitat, patted it and began passing the animal around as they posed for photos. A local wildlife group, Equinac, brought the shocking incident to light on its Facebook page, posting photos of the tourists and the dolphin.
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