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Boner Fight for February 5th, 2019

Boner Fight

Candidate #1:  I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN

We can never repay our parents for everything they do for us – the care, love and support we get from them is impossible to get from anyone else. But Raphael Samuel who lives in Mumbai is planning to sue his parents for bringing him into this world without his consent. He believes that no human has the right to ‘force life’ on another human. It is not because he doesn’t have a good relationship with his parents, but because he thinks that people should not give birth to a child just for the sake of their pleasure. “I want to tell all Indian kids that they don’t owe their parents anything,” Samuel told The Print. “I love my parents, and we have a great relationship, but they had me for their joy and their pleasure. My life has been amazing, but I don’t see why I should put another life through the rigamarole of school and finding a career, especially when they didn’t ask to exist.”

Candidate #2: WHAT POOR BABY? SHE LOVES SHOW BUSINESS.

A Russian couple has been detained by police in Malaysia for putting on an apparent street performance in which their 4-month-old baby was swung around by her ankles and tossed in the air. The man, 28, and his 27-year-old wife, who have been dubbed “begpackers,” were busted by cops Monday while they were in the middle-of-the-street act in the Malaysian capital of Kuala Lumpur. “We detained them on Monday for questioning over the alleged abuse of their four-month-old baby girl,” Kuala Lumpur police chief Mazlan Lazim told the AFP. The identities of the individuals were not immediately released. A 90-second video showing the “irresponsible act” surfaced on Facebook over the weekend and quickly went viral with more than 20,000 views.

 

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