Boner Candidate #1: OH HILLARY IS SO OLD AND FEEBLE
A number of right-wing websites are circulating an old picture of Hillary Clinton slipping while walking up a flight of stairs to question the Democratic nominee’s health ahead of the election. The photograph, which was taken of Clinton as she slipped at the top of a staircase in South Carolina on February 24, is falsely being presented as some form of proof the 68-year-old is in poor health. Right-wing blog American Mirror started its conspiracy-theorizing post by stating Clinton’s health should be ‘a major issue of the 2016 campaign’.
Boner Candidate #2: AND IF IT WERE YOUR WIFE OR DAUGHTER?
Marco Rubio has said he doesn’t believe pregnant women infected with the Zika virus should be allowed to get an abortion. The Florida Senator believes all human life is ‘worthy of protection of our laws’ – even if there is a risk the baby could be severely deformed. The former presidential candidate’s controversial comments come just days after his state reported their first suspected cases of the virus.
Boner Candidate #3: OOOOPS!
As if it couldn’t get any worse for French Gymnast Samir Ait Said … after breaking his leg dismounting from the vault, paramedics dropped him while he lay on the stretcher. The gymnast underwent surgery Saturday and says he wants to try again in 2020. We’ll be watching.
Boner Candidate #4: THE NEW MODEL FOR MAYOR
Scott Silverthorne built a reputation as a civic pillar of Fairfax City, Va., over three decades, helping bring a park to the affluent suburb’s downtown and championing other improvements during his stints as a City Council member and mayor. But even as he was the public face of the city, police said, Silverthorne was privately leading another life online: using a website to swap methamphetamine for sex with other men.
Boner Candidate #5: IT’S OBVIOUS THE JEWS WERE BEHIND 9-11
The controversial professor at ultra-liberal Oberlin College who sparked a national outcry after posting anti-Semitic rants and bizarre 9/11 conspiracy theories has been booted from the classroom, the school said Wednesday. Joy Karega, an associate professor of rhetoric and composition, was put on paid leave while prestigious Oberlin College considers her future, according to a statement from university president Martin Krislov obtained by The Post.
Boner Candidate #6: PINKY WAS COMING ON TO ME
A man on vacation with his family at a Florida amusement park beat up a beloved dancing flamingo — which had to be euthanized because of its injuries, authorities said. Joseph Anthony Corrao, a 45-year-old Orlando resident, was at Busch Gardens in Tampa when he reached into the Jambo Junction animal viewing area, picked up Pinky — a 15-year-old Chilean flamingo — and violently threw her to the ground, officials said.
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