Boner of the Day

Boner Candidate Preview May 19, 2016

Boner Candidate #1: KIDS WILL BE KIDS OR VICIOUS MONSTERS

Four Greenville County middle school girls have been charged and a boy arrested after the sexual assault of a female student who was drunk was recorded, according to Greer police. The female students are charged with disturbing school and possession of child porn, police said.  Master Deputy Drew Pinciaro said the 14-year-old boy is charged with second-degree criminal sexual conduct.  Greenville County Schools spokeswoman Beth Brotherton confirmed that the 14-year-old attends Ralph Chandler Middle School.

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Boner Candidate #2: AND UGLY WOMEN ARE THIN SKINNED.

Former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell says Donald Trump’s past comments on women will likely come back to haunt him because Rendell says “there are probably more ugly women in America than attractive women.” The Democrat was offering his thoughts to the Washington Post on the likely Republican nominee’s prospects for success in the Philadelphia suburbs when he made the comment. Rendell says Trump’s comments might gain him some working-class Democratic voters, but will cost him Republican women because he says “people take that stuff personally.”

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Boner Candidate #3: THEY DIDN’T RAISE THEIR SON RIGHT

George Zimmerman appears to have decided he hasn’t caused enough pain yet to the parents of the teenager he killed four years ago. In an interview with the Daily Beast, Zimmerman said Trayvon Martin’s mother and father were bad parents who should “have an internal dialogue to see what they should have done better” in raising their 17-year-old son, whom Zimmerman shot dead during a struggle in Sanford, Fla. “They didn’t raise their son right. He attacked a complete stranger and attempted to kill him,” he said.

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Boner Candidate #4: NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHE’LL TRY TO INVADE POLAND

A Wyoming Area School District teacher issued a written apology Monday for comments about accommodations to help a special-needs student. In emails from October 2014, Tenth Street Elementary School teacher Amy Kosco compared making the accommodations to appeasing Adolf Hitler and suggested it “would be nice if we spent this much extra time” on students who are “going to amount to something. Holly Miller obtained the emails through an open-records request she made because of an ongoing dispute.

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Boner Candidate #5: WE ARE HIGH ON LIFE

Three Canadians face criminal charges for stomping on the ecologically sensitive grounds of Yellowstone National Park’s iconic Grand Prismatic Spring. Footage taken by eyewitnesses, including the one above provided anonymously to Buckrail, showed four people tromping on the delicate grounds of the spring. The Casper Star-Tribune identified the three charged as Charles Ryker Gamble, Alexey Andriyovych Lyakh and Justis Cooper Price-Brown, members of the group High on Life SundayFundayz.

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Boner Candidate #6: THEY’LL NEVER FIND MY METH HERE

An Iowa City man is facing drug charges after police say he left methamphetamine and other paraphernalia in the back of a squad car after being arrested Sunday. Michael J. Roe, 59, of the 1000 block of North Summit Street, was arrested Sunday night after police say he was yelling and banging on the door of a home in Coralville’s Western Hills Mobile Estates neighborhood. According to Coralville police complaints, officers were told Roe had a revolver and threatened to beat up the two residents and destroy a motorcycle.

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