Boner Candidate #1: BABY ON BOARD
A Los Angeles man has been charged with child abuse for allegedly leaving his baby in the car while he went to a San Fernando Valley strip club.Twenty-four-year-old Auwin Dargin pleaded not guilty to the charge on Monday. He could face up to six years in prison if convicted.Authorities say Dargin left his 9-month-old daughter in the car for an hour last month during an afternoon visit to the club.
Boner Candidate #2: WE HAD TO DIG MOM’S HOLE AND THEN, SHE WASN’T EVEN IN IT
The Whitehall ex-funeral director charged with fraud for alleged empty-box burials also had a deceased woman’s family dig their own hole at a cemetery to bury what they thought were her ashes, according to a newly unsealed court record.
Boner Candidate #3: WE’RE MAKING A MOVIE, RIGHT?
Authorities arrested two burglary suspects who led them on a long, bizarre chase Thursday in a top-down convertible through rainy Southern California that ended with the men stopping to exchange high-fives with onlookers and take selfies before being handcuffed. The afternoon escapade stretched from Cerritos onto freeways and through Hollywood and other parts of Los Angeles for more than an hour before winding up in a South LA neighborhood. The chase began around 2 p.m. with a report of a home burglary in Cerritos, about 25 miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles, Los Angeles County sheriff’s officials said.
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